"Get excited because what is happening this Sunday at St. Gertrude’s is sure to blow your mind and you don’t want to miss this once in a lifetime event! The “In Control” chastity educators are joining us for a discussion on the hot topic of DATING. They will also be sharing about how to be a true man or woman in today’s anti-love culture. Don’t miss out on this once in a life time event!"
"Be sure to check out the In Control Chastity Blog for other cool topics within this realm of interest
Rocky also gave me a few other alternate endings for the last line above:
"It’s gunna be ok, but I understand if you cant make it!"
"If you miss this, I’m going to call your parents!"