"That can't be real." "No way." "That's crazy." "I don't believe it."
Your present sentiments are the same as my past ones. I thought it was a myth. As mythological as Apollo and Daphne, Scylla and Charybdis, Odysseus and Achilles.
But it's true, and truth got me three free meals last year.
Dress like a cow, get a free meal. Cow Appreciation Day at Chick-fil-A.